Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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