Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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