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Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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