i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
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I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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