Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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