Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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