This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
There's even glitter on my cock...
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