tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
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Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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