I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Be still, my beating vagina.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
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I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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