I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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