I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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