no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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