I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
only you would photoshop your dick
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Randomize
