i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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