yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Randomize
