I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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