Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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