well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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