Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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