I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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