Porn is love you can see.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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