If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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