I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
they need to just BURY HIM!
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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