So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Randomize
