I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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