Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
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I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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