are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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