Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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