she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
So. Much. Porn.
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