She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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