I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Someone shattered a urinal.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
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I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
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So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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