ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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