She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Enjoy the penises
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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