he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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