Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
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Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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