How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
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Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
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watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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