doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
In America we eat man semen.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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