So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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