singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
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They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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