Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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