i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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