hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
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Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
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Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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