...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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