The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
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My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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