so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I will pee on everything he values.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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