bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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