My liver just broke up with me...
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
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Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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