sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
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i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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