That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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