the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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