How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
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He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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