"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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