Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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