So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you would pick up someone in the library
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
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Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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