Jerry, you need to find god
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
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I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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