hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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